29 December 2010

New Years is Coming.

Hello people who read my blog.
First off, if you really don't have enough of a life to be doing something better at this time, I feel sorry for you, but here's a few lists to end 2010.

Things I have learned in 2010:
1. College does not require a lot of sleep
2. Naps are important
3. Omegle is a very poor way to spend your summer
4. I fall for guys too fast
5. I get over guys too fast
6. My friends online usually give some pretty amazing advice
7. I attract gay men
8. Caffeine is your friend (see number 1 & 2)
9. I am pretty bad ass at writing papers last-minute
10. Old keyboards make some cool bracelets
11. You are quite easy to get along with
12. You pwn hardcore at multiple choice tests
13. Eight AM classes are meant to be skipped once (or twice)
14. BLT wraps on wheat, though delicious, does not make a very good diet
15. All nighters are not as hard to pull as people make it sound
16. Night managers at gas stations are pretty awesome
17. Late night walks to gas stations are pretty awesome
18. You are quite good at computer trouble-shooting
19. You are quite good at being a college student
20. Your list making skills are pretty kick ass
21. `/0|_| 1337 5|D33|< 5| 22. You try too hard sometimes
23. Your personality is one people either love or cannot stand, stick with those who love it, don't deal with the ones who cannot stand it
24. Live stage productions are WAY better than the movie or a recording
25. More people care about you than you previously thought
26. You care about more people than you previously thought
27. Just because they have pretty eyes do not mean they are worth your time


New Years Resolutions:
1. Work on having a healthier diet
2. Find a boyfriend

08 December 2010

My dad is better than your dad

Real facebook chat with my father:

Me:
happy birthday tomorrow

Dad:
thanks..
Oh do you want me to get mom for you???

Me:
>.< no

Dad:
So whoa re you with? WhAt are you having for supper
Do you have clean underwear on?
Did you clean your room

Me:
Some prostitutes I found on the corner.. some crack for dinner.. and no and no

Dad:
Is your jacket warm enough
thats nice..

Me:
I woudln't know, i can't tell with all of the illegal substances in me?

Dad:
Just flush it through your system with 30 yr old scotch

Me:
I approve

Dad:
I think I will get mom as she is a better conversationist

Me:
NO

Dad:
LMAO!
She jsut asked me who I am chatting with..What do I tell her? I told an old classmate

Me:
Thanks. I appreciate it

Dad:
Dinner is done...Better hide before she she you..
CYA

Me:
kk. have a good time

Dad:
48 yrs ago I came out of Grandma Helen's vigina
EWWWWWWWW!

Me:
YUCK

31 August 2010

LAST DAY OF BEDA

Hey internet.
I would love this to be an epic post, but sadly, i am currently working on homework.
Today i went to classes, i'm quite excited about them.
since i've been here the food and such has been good.
I don't know what else to say.
bye internet

30 August 2010

Beda day 30: first day of classes

Today was my first day of classes.
I had Speech and Sociology.
The speech teacher was pretty cool, a little absent minded at time but still fairly awesome.
My Sociology teacher was a little hard to understand because he's natively from Nigeria, but he seemed pretty cool as well.
Tomorrow I have Biology and Psychology. I am pretty excited for those classes.
I don't have to get ready until 11:30 but i'm getting up at seven and then having breakfast at around 8 or 9 with one of my friends.

29 August 2010

BEDA Day 29th: Night before classes

Today was pretty fun.
This morning around nine, I woke up and got dressed and such and went outside to read Animal Farm.
Not long after i started reading, one of the security men asked me what class I was reading it for and was surprised when I told him I was reading it just because.
After that I went to brunch and then to the worship service just to see what it was like, it was pretty cool.
Today I spent most of my time with a girl named Madison and her friends. For the most part we just went to the required sessions, ate, and sat in her room watching informercials. Her room makes an awesome place to hang out because she has a double room but is the only one living there.
With Madison, i spent time with some of her friends from her high school and her boyfriend.
Other than that, my day's been pretty well normal.
Tomorrow classes start. from 8-8:50 i have Speech and from 9-9:50 have Sociology.
Looking forward for the classes, not so much about the waking up.

BEDA say 28: omg fail

I failed beda-ing.
it's now not the 28th anymore, but we'll pretend it is.
I spent today doing assigned freshmen things.
Part of the day was spent watching the football game where we won 28-0.
I also just spent time around campus.
Today, as in later I went to hang out in the lounge area that is the basement of my housing.
While there, i successfully didn't make friends other than people trying to get me to know Jesus. So much fun /sarcasm.
Not much else.

27 August 2010

Beda Day 27: College life begins

First day at college.
So far awesome.
So far i have:
Made new friend.
Had tea.
Figured the internet out.
Awkwardly flirt with people.
Determined I don't care for my roommate.

Not much else happening.
Expect a vlog of sorts in the marrow, but no promises.